Dear ANC: Leave Cape Town Alone
“We control eight provinces very well. We are looking at taking over the Western Cape very soon, starting with the local government elections in 2016″ – Jesse Duarte, ANC Deputy Secretary General
Category: Satire
The emancipation of Jacob Zuma
‘When I joined the ANC, I never thought I would be anything. In no way, did I say, “One day I could be the president. I think I am good material for the presidency.” Not at all.’ – Jacob Gedleyihlekisa Zuma.
Your Name Is Dead: A Warning To Would-Be Thieves
A colleague of mine (I’ll call him Simphiwe for the purposes of this post) recently asked me to act as scribe while he dictated what was to be displayed on one side of his R5 money jar. He’s a stand-up guy so I didn’t hesitate to help him.
Quick Fix: Thuli Madonsela’s Wrecking ball
Not too many videos produced by ZANews really get me talking but their recent parody of Miley Cyrus’ Wrecking Ball is something I just had to share.
